Go to work & wish I was home.
Have a snack.
Get distracted by sex.
Continue having sex.
Take a shower.
Have sex in the shower.
Go to sleep.
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-friends (or lack of)
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All of them…minus the last two… Oh.
I WANT MY HAIR BACK, MAN. WHY DID IT HAVE TO GO IT WAS SO YOUNG.
Jesus Christ. All of this and some.
being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?