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Apr

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Plans for when I get my own place with someone I love

Wake up.
Have sex.
Make breakfast.
Have sex.
Go to work & wish I was home.
Come home.
Have a snack.
Have sex.
Watch tv.
Get distracted by sex.
Continue having sex.
Take a shower.
Have sex in the shower.
Cook dinner.
Have sex.
Go to sleep.

Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

dissispcull:

a-blog-of-kingdoms:

utterlyrandomblog:

twlohasmp:

-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of)
-body
-personality
-family
-religion

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All of them…minus the last two… Oh.

All

I WANT MY HAIR BACK, MAN. WHY DID IT HAVE TO GO IT WAS SO YOUNG.

Jesus Christ. All of this and some.

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

Tumblr app:
I'm done loading
Me:
but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app:
did I fucking stutter

sydneysunbeam:

in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing.  i think that’s beautiful.  just shut the fuck up

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o-stentum:

 
If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.
Unknown  (via wolf-cub)

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